I know that I haven’t been blogging a lot lately but like most of America I have been too caught up with the cast of the Jersey Shore to get anything else done. Especially the world’s hottest guidette Snooki!
Look at this girl. She’s 4’10”, she’s covered in all kinds of bronzer that may or may not be made for human use, she doesn’t own a dress that covers her vagina, she loves her animal print and never leaves home without a bumpit. Amazing!
And don’t even get me started on bitch's dancing. I will return to blogging when the Jersey Shore is inevitably cancelled because everyone gets kicked off for violence.