So I was at Albertons (I know I am supposed to be boycotting them because they hate gays but I am lazy and they are close), stocking up on Gatorade, soup, People magazine and other sick people stuff and I see this cover. The guy behind me in line (deli meat and cheddar rolls) must of thought that I was going to vomit based on the look on my face because he recoiled at the sight of me. I couldn’t help it, I was looking at Amanda Bynes.
Now don’t get me wrong, I think that Amanda Bynes is one of the finest actresses of our time. Her performances in such timeless films as She’s the Man, What A Girl Wants and Sydney White and the Seven Dwarves are perfection. But this cover is a hot tranny mess. Her face looks like one of those “What would their kids look like?” mash-ups of two different celebrity faces. Or maybe it looks more like a tranny/Barbie Ms. Potato head where not all of the right pieces were stuck in. This screen shot doesn't do it justice, try to look up close the next time you go on a beer run.
Oh Amanda, I love you, but insist on using your own retoucher.