Ew Janet Jackson, I can't even focus on your lip synced medley and recycled choreography because I am too busy trying to figure out if you have depends on underneath those baggy ass sweatpants. That’s the only possible reason someone would wear those janky sweatpants in public, yet alone on national television.
OK, I did enjoy the recycled S&M routine to “If”… but who wouldn’t?
Also, I'm not going to bother talking about the "winners" tonight since it's all such a scam. Nominees are based on sales numbers- which we all know has nothing to do with how good music is... then to make it worse they let the general public vote- and we all know that the general public generally makes poor decisions.