Why did the Black Eyed Peas get that lead in? It seemed kind of unnecessary.
I am pretty much willing to forgive the fact that Fergie can’t really sing live because her Trashy Lingerie get up is so fabulous. Seriously, Janet lip-synced, you can too- it’s fine- no one gives a shit. And you would at least sound decent.
And those dancing robots were about to save the day until you broke out into “Smells like teen spirit.” I really hope they don’t have DirectTV in rockstar heaven because if Kurt Cobain could see tranny, Will.I.Am with a keytar and a random Asian guy named Apple doing a choreographed dance with robots to his masterpiece it might send him over the edge. Shame on you Black Eyed Peas.
I'm going to start drinking now.