Sunday, November 22, 2009

Just Plain Wrong

Why did the Black Eyed Peas get that lead in?  It seemed kind of unnecessary.

I am pretty much willing to forgive the fact that Fergie can’t really sing live because her Trashy Lingerie get up is so fabulous.  Seriously, Janet lip-synced, you can too- it’s fine- no one gives a shit. And you would at least sound decent. 

And those dancing robots were about to save the day until you broke out into “Smells like teen spirit.”  I really hope they don’t have DirectTV in rockstar heaven because if Kurt Cobain could see tranny, Will.I.Am with a keytar and a random Asian guy named Apple doing a choreographed dance with robots to his masterpiece it might send him over the edge.  Shame on you Black Eyed Peas.

I'm going to start drinking now.

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