OMG Gaga, is there a less flattering way to look naked. What’s up with all of your panty lines? I am assuming that that strappy thing on your thighs is to hold you mic, but ew yuck. Good work on the not actually trying to sing while busting out those dance moves.
Is anyone else starting to see her shit this as a really high budget version of Williamsburg performance art? I guess PBR cans don’t smash the same way Johnny Black bottles do. I mean spitting fire out of piano to the tune of her chorus? Shoot me now. You fail me Gaga.