And by any other name, he would still be a douche.
Tonight I had the pleasure of hanging out in the Cahuenga corridor. While Los Angeles is a lovely city, we have really douchey parts. None more so than the Cahuenga corridor. If you're not not familiar there is an educational film to teach you the ins and outs of the corridor.
There is every breed of douche there, from the guy with too much hair gel to the guy with $300 ripped jeans. But do you know pisses me off the most, the douche with the chain wallet! Who do you think wants to take your wallet with your maxed-out credit cards? And if they really wanted your wallet, do you think that pussy chain is going to stop them? If you pair your chain wallet with a studded belt, you're dead to me.
Chain wallets are not the new black.